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Remember the movie Good Luck Chuck? With Dane Cook and everyone he dated/slept with married the next person they met? Yeah, I’m pretty sure I am officially the Good Luck Chuck of women.
I found out this weekend that a guy I dated in college got engaged on Friday and a guy I was talking to recently got married yesterday (Sunday). Seriously?! WTF?!
I’m so confused.
This has happened to me seven, count them SEVEN times.
So far Five of the Seven are married. Two are engaged. Three have kids. And this is all with the girl they dated after they broke up with me.
Makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with me…but at the same time I don’t really like any of those guys anymore it just hurts when you find out information like that. Does that make any sense? Maybe…
Maybe I should quit Facebook. It is the official bearer of bad news. #effyoufacebook
I still can’t believe I’m Good Luck Chuck. I need to find my own Good Luck Chuck so I can actually get married some day.
Oh, well. You win some and you lose some. Or in my case you lose them all and you are still 30 and single.
This post is brought to you by the letter F (as in F*** You) and a nice LARGE glass of Skinnygirl Sangria.
Cheers to you ex-boyfriends and your spouses/fiancés. Glad I’m not stuck with you until death do us part.
You are not alone! I was just saying this to a friend the other day. Of the past 4 guys I have dated, 1 is engaged, 1 is married, 1 is about to get engaged and the other is in a serious relationship. Of course, all after me. At least we are not alone in this feeling! And I agree, Facebook is the Bad News Bears sometimes!
Girl, I kind of sort of know what you are going through, but obviously not to that extreme. Seven?! Whoa. But it seems like I keep waiting to catch guys on the next go around, but then they end up getting engaged instead of breaking up. And I’m 21. What is this the 1950s? Why are they so desperate to walk down the aisle? Rant over.
Savannah Smiled says
I’d lay low on the FB for a while..or just hide all of them!!! That’s my favorite button.
Someone’s out there for ya!
I like needed to see this post! Though I am in a relationship and happy I see all the time my ex on Facebook with his fiancé and stepson. It really is one of those things that just makes you want to give up Facebook and only see how people you should be caring about are doing through texts and phone calls not reading it all on Facebook. That site is both amazing and terrible!!
I have had 6 ex’es that married the next person. I like to think I prepared them for the wives.
Same thing with me. The best one for me was my last ex who married another Heather.
We’re kind of like the “fluffers” for marriage lol.